Thursday, November 4, 2010

Unmarried Girl.. Good One!

email from sheryl cruz.

 A young unmarried girl discovers that she is  pregnant.

Scared……..She confides this ' news' to her  mother.


Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig  that did This to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and  makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;  a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a  very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the  living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good  morning, your daughter has
informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry  her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility.  

If a girl is  born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a  $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of  factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000  each.

However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what  do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,  places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

" You can try  again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  

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