Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Husband Store




A store that sells husbands has just openedin New York City
, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase
as the shopper ascends the flights.
 
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from
a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
   
 So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

 On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1- These men have jobs and love the Lord.


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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2- These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
 

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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3- These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.


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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4- These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
 

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Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5- These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
and the sign reads:


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Floor 6- You are visitor 4,363,012to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your
step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women
who can handle the truth ! 

Email by reah aristan.

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