1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you are wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think i am speeding now, you should see me drive when you are not in the car.
5. If you are truly interested in us, dont play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me “once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if Iam inside.I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. i am hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable,theyre your best sign that i am not a whack job.
11. dont be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked aint pretty.
13. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you are nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.
14. I dont ask for directions because i am just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
15. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no,it doesnt always have to lead to sex.
16. I just may lie to make you feel good. dont be angry about this. You really werent looking for the truth anyway.
17. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
18. If I offer my help while you are getting ready,it means you are late.
19. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
20. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.
21. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
22. Unless were meeting my parents.
23. When you call us at work just to chat,We are not really listening; We are checking our e-mail.
24. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesnt need to be a mini-skirt; its been a long winter.
25. We dont mind being told we look good. Just dont call it a cute outfit.
26. We love ponytails.
27. The first time? We are as nervous as you are
28. Make us laugh and well want to hang around.
29. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
30. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.
31. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message
unless you use the words naked†and waiting.â€
32. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
33. Anytime you cook for us, We are happy.
34. No, I dont remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I am a guy, not a tape recorder.
35. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
36. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
37. We have a keen sense of imminent danger.
It sounds like, Do you think shes pretty?
38. Dont rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
39. Never say, I know you better than you know yourself. Nobody does.
40.I will leave this one to your imagination! Well girls now you know !!!
